Venus

The perfect girl. Every guy dreams about dating a Venus. She has the perfect balance on her sizes.
Although Venus is used to describe only blonde perfect girls, it can be used for other types of perfect girls, but it will confuse you if you do.

Guy 1: Wow, that's a Venus right there!
Guy 2: Her boobs are so perfect looking!
Girl 1: I wish I was a Venus

by Yugi5567 March 28, 2018

fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.

Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.

by Malcuntent May 10, 2024

Venu

Kakka fellow

Kakka venu

by Shata man November 23, 2021

Venus Body

A Beautiful/Attractive woman whose body type can be described as resembling the Venus of Willendorf and/or similar figures.

Person A: Hey did you see that new girl, Francisca?

Person B: I totally did man, that babe has a rockin' Venus Body.

Person A: *Is Now Visibly Confused, But Agrees*

by Professor Xivass June 4, 2023

Venue

Brand that you can wear to moshpit but also to your chess club 💖

You're forever alone atleast till some whore find out you're wearing Venue 🤭

Still virgin? Wear Venue

by Weesat May 21, 2019

Mikey Venus

destined to succeed alpha male leader among men caring to those who he cares for highly intelligent usually , 6’4 arrogant but charming confident and a man who resorts to violence in protection

Mikey Venus is an absolute G

by Nxbbo August 30, 2022

Venus

When a woman flashes her vagina

I thought she had alotta nerve for mooning us. I Never thought shed venus everybody too. .

by Goomba D March 3, 2023