van tuka

A South African term which means for a very long time.

1 Van tuka it's been me and Brian.

2 "How long have you lived in Pretoria?" asked Eve

"Van tuka" answered Princess

by Beast02 December 7, 2015

Van Andy

The "Ghost Hunter" in Phasmophobia that refuses to leave the van and investigate the location. Claims they can give the team valuable information.
This player typically has not purchased any items for the investigation, and refuses to play on Nightmare.

Player 1: "I see ghost orbs!"
Player 2: "We know, you told us this 2 minutes ago."
Player 3: "Stop being a Van Andy and join us already!"

by dom64c August 6, 2022

Van-Damme it

1.To push aside personal feelings or obstacles and focus on the task at hand.

2.To, somehow, be able to land a full-splits spinning roundhouse kick to the face of a superior opponenet whilst blinded by salt thrown by said oponent.

You:"Dude, I can't go to work. I feel like crap after Cindy dumped me."

Me:"You gotta Van-Damme it and go anyway. Frank Dux didn't want to go to the Kumite but he did it AND he won."

by Yehudi c/o Rhett April 29, 2008

Van Bruggen

One who rapes or has sex (with consent) with Buckweat Terriors. Beastiality or dog fuckers are more common terms for performing a Van Bruggen or being a Van Bruggen.

"When you walk your dog stay far away from that Van Bruggen's house or you may never see your dog again!"

"I saw a dog with peanut butter on his mouth and butthole after a Van Bruggen had his (or her) way with him."

by Gingerslayers February 2, 2009

Van Gessel

one that only wears scrafs the whole year trough and has a beer-belly

He's fat scarf wearing fuck, he truly is a Van Gessel.

by Xx_69_Gesseltje_69_xX April 20, 2021

suicide van

A minivan driven by a muslim woman

Uh oh! There's a real risk of a terrorist attack . I just saw a suicide van two blocks away.

by Kosp November 15, 2016

Van Ghost

The act of leaving from a gathering of friends without saying goodbye because things have gotten too weird or intense and it is more convenient to just dip out unnoticed.

"Did Michael leave? He didn't say goodbye."
"I think he got too turnt and van ghosted."

by whiskeyapocalypse November 18, 2014