The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.
I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.
by Dooners April 15, 2011
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A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.
by Rick The Mullet Man August 28, 2011
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a kit-kat made for a twit, a twat and a twit-twat
person 1: hey, want a twit-twat kit-kat?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: a kit-kat made for people like you.
by garlicisepik February 12, 2023
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An ignorant or unpleasant person who invokes immediate disgust upon sight.
"He is such a snizzle twit; I am not sure how he has kids."
by Kitttens* August 26, 2016
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"Too not understand ones personal jokes , and thoughts."
You my good man are a "Foolish Twit."
by Zstyler08 March 23, 2016
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A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.
The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.

They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.
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When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
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