Cisco Twist

an energy drink that when you drink you obtain the power to shot lightning out of you cock also known as "COCK LIGHTNING". People bow to the mighty presence of your cock. Men will worship, women will get on there knees and give you mighty blow then there heads will explode from the mighty cock lightning that shoots out of your cock. You will be able to crush a human skull with your bare hands.
CISCO TWIST is made with lemon,oranges, chocolate,and CINNAMON!!!
Dude last night drank some Cisco Twist and now I am Emperor of the World.
by Taco Man 89 November 11, 2008
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twisted mister

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation
As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.
by Ramon from Espana August 24, 2007
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twisted sister

1. A heavy metal band popular for a short while during the 1980's.

2. Someone who is sick, disturbed, perverted, or deranged.
"We're Not Gonna Take It" and "I Wanna Rock" were Twisted Sister's two biggest hits.

That guy is a real twisted sister.
by Andrew Morse September 23, 2006
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cap twisted

To get drunk. Furthermore, the amount of drunk you presently are can be represented by how much your cap is twisted. This is done by starting in the natural position and slowing rotating your hat clockwise to the degree of intoxication.
"Yo, I got my cap twisted last night!"

"Look at Rob, his cap is almost fully twisted."
by dirkdiggler9969 April 25, 2009
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Alabama Twist

A superbly difficult move that is also exceptionally homosexual. While one man is doing another man doggy-style in the ass, they must do 360s together as one unit. This move is also a favorite of exhibitionists; doing it in front of a window on an elevated mattress is encouraged.
As Jason and Jordan performed the Alabama Twist, they knocked over the lamp and accidentally kicked a hole in the wall.

Jake vomited after looking in the window because he saw two fat asses doing the Alabama Twist.

Victor had rug burn on his knees after Alex did him in the ass while doing 360s together. Alabama Twist baby!
by JbodJordyBabes July 14, 2010
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lil twist

lil twist a young artist in young money. known for his high pitched voice at the age of seventeen. lil twist is from texas and was signed to young money at the young age of fiffteen. lil twist is ill, soon to be one of the best in the business.
"whose that next to lil wayne?"
"ohh the kid with the mohwak and high pitched voice?"
" yeahh that lil nigga."
" ohhh thats lil twist."
by 03592 March 17, 2010
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twisted sister

a fucking awsime band intent on bing as tough as possible while dressing in drag and making awsome music.
known for the songs, i wanna rock and we're not gonna take it
we're not gonna take it, no we ain't gonna take it, we're not gonna take it anymore
by amelia June 02, 2005
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