artificial turf

Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.

Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf

by icrappedmyselftoday December 18, 2012

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

turf robot

That's not among the last that this means you will keep doing what you do

Yo I just seen that turf robot he looks like an absolute g

by Ryan Thomas Holder November 15, 2023

Turf twerker

A cheerleader.

That turf twerker could get the whole crowd blushing!

by EazilyPeazy January 28, 2024

Turf twerker

A cheerleader.

That turf twerker could get the whole crowd blushing!

by EazilyPeazy January 28, 2024

Durf and turf

When you are grinding (durfing) and you give her the meat stick (turf)

Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.

Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.

by Durf king November 12, 2020

on turf

"On turf" is a shortened version of "I put that on the turf", which originally means "I swear on my neighborhood". To elaborate, it means you are so sure of your statement that you'd give away your neighborhood to an enemy gang if you'd prove to be wrong (although, it's mostly a figure of speech because nobody will spend time fact-checking your statement). This term likely has its roots in California hoods (like Compton, Watts, and Long Beach), where the street or general area one is brought up in tends to be closely tied to one's identity.

"On set" (short for "I put that on the set") may be used as a synonym. Both terms were originally often used in context similar to "on gang", "on God" or "on my momma". Nowadays, they're more commonly used as expressions of hype, along the lines of "that's what's up".

Historical use: All we' got out here's a bunch of liquor stores and gun stores. On turf, they don't want to see us win.

Contemporary use:
1) It's goin' down tonight at the party! It's goin' be lit, on turf!
2) On turf, if she won't let a nigga hit tonight...
3) I' just been out here hustlin' tryna' come up. I don't wish harm on nobody innocent, and I put that on turf.

by PoetLaureate October 24, 2020