by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 10, 2016
an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.
-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.
-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
by Chris Demo June 24, 2008
Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
turf·ing | “to turf”
A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.
Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.
Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.
A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.
Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.
Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.
Girl 1: “Yo is this a darty or what?”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”
by datdmt May 16, 2025
A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.
by hoot rider November 01, 2017
14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.
by jeetjedeetje March 14, 2016
A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021