"Hey you know that dave guy?"
"yeah"
"he built a pocket amp from a radio"
"cool, and.?"
"it caught fire"
"what a tool"
"yeah"
"he built a pocket amp from a radio"
"cool, and.?"
"it caught fire"
"what a tool"
by StolenAdrenaline June 2, 2009
Get the Toolmug. A dumbass, a person with little common sense, or someone you just don't like. Insult. Can worsen the insult by calling him/her a power tool
by rustyshackleford723 November 2, 2010
Get the toolmug. One way to identify a tool is by their limited vocabulary. They often employ the same words to describe everything. Using these words heightens their belief that they are popular and "in" with whats hip. In fact, it just reflects their inability to be original. Some common words tools use are; cool, awesome, sweet, badass, playa, chill or chillen, great, a string of either cool, great or awesome in repetition or a mix of these together. A tool also over uses the word fuck. Finally, to know if one is a tool, they have not read Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud, The Republic by Plato, Candide by Voltaire, the Dictionary, a Thesaurus, and other examples of intellictual works.
Tool: Oh, your major is aeronauitcal engineering, cool cool cool.
You: Yeah.
Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer)
You: Yeah
Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you?
You: Good.
Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.
You: Yeah.
Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer)
You: Yeah
Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you?
You: Good.
Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.
by Andrew Dickinson April 11, 2006
Get the Toolmug. by Cpt. Olimar February 2, 2008
Get the toolmug. someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
by Tool Detector May 15, 2011
Get the Toolmug. Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).
Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to.
Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
by brouhaha November 12, 2009
Get the toolmug. by History! November 13, 2016
Get the Toolmug.