Wine-walking

Verb: to joyously jaunt with liquid libation while admiring the excellence of nature.

Marisa enjoys wine-walking in the spring. She comes home much happier.

by ML-Eazy May 22, 2020

Wakey Wines

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"

What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.

by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023

Brown Wine

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.

Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine

by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019

Wine Sex

Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.

Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"

Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"

Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"

by Skye Riot October 16, 2008

rape wine

Wine a bachlor buys for the only purpose of entertaining girls he brings home. Usually cheap but sounds sophisticated to seem classy.

Hey bro, I just moved into a new apartment. I need to stock up on rape wine for the bitches. Bitches love wine.

by U2h1 November 23, 2013

Piss wine

Piss that is fermented into wine that is used as a recreational drug in unpopular and poor areas.

Person A: I would like a glass of piss wine, please.
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???

by Sunny Beach August 21, 2013

beef wine

A fine Chilean Sauvignon Blanc that smells distinctively of gravy.

Damn, this smells like gravy...must be that Chilean beef wine!

by mostein d eisenhower August 28, 2009