Max

A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.
girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol
by hockeyhoe July 02, 2019
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Synonym: simp

Has a black dog and a lizard and likes the Black hawks but might need a tutor for geometry. Very friendly, but talks about band and little too much. A great friend.
Wow he’s nice, is his name Max? Ya I thought so.
by Wacky MONK March 06, 2020
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Max is usually is the kid that has the smells cock in the group but is usually not a virgin
You got max by the prank patrol
by Angussarto March 04, 2019
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Max is the most sweetest, cutest and handsomest boyfriend you could ever have. The best boyfriend in the entire universe, in my opinion. His smile will brighten up your day in an instant if it’s all grey. He gives the best hugs and will always have your back.
If you ever have a Max in your life, don’t ever, and I mean EVER let him go.
“Hey, is that your boyfriend? What’s his name?”
“His name is Max!”
“Well, if it were me, you should cherish the moments you have with him.”
by SachiNatto26 September 25, 2019
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Max is a sweetheart boy who enjoys playing with his family friend giving and listening to sugar by maroon five in his bedroom. Max loves hodaks and girls named Anna. More than anything max likes the songs body like a back road and candy paint! Max can’t stand hanging out with his friends, and would rather chill in his basement and take feet pics. Max is babysat by a girl the same age as his and max her give him baths. Max yells at his mom but with a sweet tone that makes her love him even more. Max is a former attendee or st Raphael the archangel catholic parish and has fun pretending to drink “alcohol”. Max has dreamy eyes and an even dreamier heart. Max is definitely a keeper.
#vibey #sugar #maxlovesjoellen
by Girlonfyah69 July 23, 2019
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Is a short, long haired, very muscular, nice guy. Plays videogames. Could be female. Very generous. Warning: Do not aggravate.
Shrey: *hits Max*
Max: *hits Shrey back*
Shrey: *dead*
by JulianDerTeufel February 12, 2021
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An ADHD kid who plays the piano like a fucking beast. Cant stay focused on it too much though because hes always thinking about cars and time travel. He's better at jazz piano than most adults you've heard in your life and also enjoys taking hikes. He is one of the best friends you could find and if you find a Max, you'd better keep him. He enjoys video games and listening to music. You'd better not start talking about cars when you're with him though because he will bite your head off if you try to tell him that your favorite car is anything but the Tesla Model D. He likes drawing and can sometimes be found with others talking about his art. He is one of the best friends you could ever get and he is more than happy to go the extra mile to be a good friend.
Jee, Max can really keep a good tempo. Yeah there like pre-programed to be good at that. Apparantly, he's also an amazing friend. Really OMG!
by PleasantPineBoy August 04, 2020
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