squeeze cheese

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts

dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man

by k-trizzle May 30, 2006

squeeze job

The ending to any good hand or blow job.

This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.

by Swag42069 December 8, 2014

freedom squeeze

Using one or both hands to apply compressive force to a females genitalia in order to cause sexual excitement

While dancing with Tina, I reached around and gave her a nice freedom squeeze.

by America7601 February 2, 2015

Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.

Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"

by paz123321123 October 17, 2012

Bucknell Squeeze

When a chick shits in your bed after you lose wood from a coke boner.

Dude got the bucknell squeeze at the courtyard Marriott in waupaca.

by OstgutTon69 July 21, 2023