squeeze cheese

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts

dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man

by k-trizzle May 30, 2006

squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.

Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"

by paz123321123 October 17, 2012

freedom squeeze

Using one or both hands to apply compressive force to a females genitalia in order to cause sexual excitement

While dancing with Tina, I reached around and gave her a nice freedom squeeze.

by America7601 February 2, 2015

unhappy squeeze

Beat that meat then cry about it

I cried then had an unhappy squeeze

by djungy July 13, 2014

squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once

Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey

by PeachButt February 12, 2017