Mose

So rare a person that most believe him not to exist. Not many walk the earth but those who do dissolve into myth. To encounter one is to stare into the face of God, and the only option then is to weep

I saw Mose the other day and I can’t bring myself to think it was real. He picking up an order at Papa John’s.

by wibblywobblytimeyimey June 10, 2021

Josh-Moses

Josh-Moses is ana amazing friend who cares about you he is very smart and wants to be in the household calvary

He also is so drippy

Person 1: Josh-Moses is so wet
Person 2: no he's not he just tries his best in everything he does

by Dominic chin August 26, 2022

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

The Moses

Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.

OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!

Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea

by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019

Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.

Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.

by Scherbel B March 15, 2022

Moses

A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed.
He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball.
Moses has a personailty.
Be friends with a moses

Emma: did you see that guy
Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute

by milkysss May 17, 2023

Mose

When a young boy named Jose likes a young girl named Margaret and they go to see a movie and be awkward together.

You're welcome...

Hey, did you hear about Mose?

by MMMMMBBBBB May 2, 2019