Kirk

Head so good it makes your neck explode

She gave me kirk and it was a turning point in our relationship.

by Tiyicjxjjsmcnd November 1, 2025

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021

kirked

shot

did you see that guy get kirked at the university today?

by dialsnow September 10, 2025

Kirked

When a male ejaculates and it hits him in the neck

I was spanking my monkey and I kirked myself

by Blackniggarapist October 27, 2025

Kirked

kirked
verb /kɜ rkt/

Definition:
To get shot in the neck, especially in a sudden, unexpected, or dramatic fashion. Often used to describe someone catching a clean shot to the neck in a video game, action movie, or real-life situation.

"Bro was peeking the corner and got kirked instantly."
"That sniper kirked him from across the map — straight to the throat!"

by Charles Kirkwood September 15, 2025

Kirk

The act of legally robbing someone

Christian and Cousins just kirked two huge banks in Jaxonville and Minnesota.

by NFLC March 14, 2022

No kirk

Used to dismiss someone who is being an utter fool

“It’s really hard to care when you are someone as sigma as me.”
“Ok, No Kirk, matt “

by Charius38 May 18, 2024