Tissue

An "it" who is known as a "hoe". Goes by the name Tissue, possibly has AIDS/Herpes from sucking the GMs dick, in a game called "OdinMS". An attention whore who has no life, googles pictures of "models", and possibly claims that it has a boyfriend in real life.

Who be tissue?
A girl who stands near kerning city and waits for the GMs to log on, so she can get some penis.

What the fuck why do you guys call it an "it"
Possibly, because there are no real girls on the inter web.

by LOLBBQSAUCELOL January 12, 2008

uhn tiss

n. (slang) the spelling of the noise the noise a woman makes when recieving sexual pleasure, in one of it's many forms, such as "making out", "foreplay", a "tongue twister", or the actual act of intercourse. This phrase was featured in punk band "bloodhound gang"'s album "Hefty Fine" in the form of their song "uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss".
This term occasionally refers to a mans reproductive organ.

Dark Oswin: Hey, 007aleta, i got something, and it goes thumpin like this, all you need is my uhn tiss.

007aleta: What the f#$@?

Dark Oswin: Do i have to spell it out for you bitch? I can penetrate you, all you need is my penis, you'll be singing "uhn tiss" before you know it.

007aleta: You blow, dude.

Dark Oswin: That can be arranged too.......

by Fire Arr0w22 June 1, 2007

Tipsy Crawfish

The act of when you get so drunk you make your move on the only chick at the party with crab infestation, and have your way with her.

"Dood Jjoou Cee Dat der chick ovarr dere???"
"Yea bro shes got Crabs"
"nwh man i hed skimp for diner noot crbs, ims a go holler at dat theree mami"
"Ok dude whatever you say...Ugh another soul lost to the Tipsy Crawfish".

by iGSpot. December 21, 2009

Tissue Whore

Person with severe rhinitis

That dam tissue whore used up all my kleenex.

by kleenex dude October 10, 2010

Tishy

The most beautiful woman in the world, with a lot to offer. Very ambitious and strives for the best in life!

Tishy is a woman who stands out in a crowd

by affirmations1111 November 24, 2021

fatty tissue

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"

by Pod Tailin' February 20, 2010

q-tipsy

It's when you get your friend drunk enough that he's willing to stick q-tips up your butt.

Last night I got Dan q-tipsy and he shared his favorite hobby with me! "Only joking" my ass!

by NaughtyPotty March 27, 2010