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Sally tired

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
by MotherSally June 28, 2017
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tire of shame

1. The large expansion of a woman's lower abdomen during her menstrual cycle, which causes the particular woman to feel embarrassment, distress, stress, anger, rage, fury, impatience, ill-will, turmoil, irritation, violent fits, and/or cause the woman to deem it necessary to bringeth fire and brimstone upon any soul that dare step in her way.

2. The bloating that results from a woman during her period, which gives her a reason to be pissed almost all day.
Amy must have the tire of shame. It's the only reason she's been so peeved lately.

Don't comment on her tire of shame. It will only make her more mad.
by the_poor_soul January 1, 2012
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Sleepy tires

"sleepy tires" - noun/ adj/ reference 1.ones tiredness coming over themselves 2.the tiredness 'rolling' in such as tires roll 3.degree of measuring tiredness, doziness, grogginess ©MacJan,2011
by Macjan October 10, 2011
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Puke tired

When you’re so tired that you need to puke- you’re not sick, go to sleep.
Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
by Blobfishunicorn December 2, 2019
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Tire Mark

A huge shit stain in your underwear or in the toilet bowl.
After eating Jorge's chili yesterday. I left some serious tire marks in the shitter.
by Brave Dave C February 28, 2016
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shitfaced tired

When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning
jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me

john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired
by loki219 October 13, 2010
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spare tiring

Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.
Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.
by Whitest Black Person October 27, 2016
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