Im So Tired 

Being So Mentally and/or Emotionally Exhaust from life and people that you dont want to finish a sentence or talk to anyone about your problems or anything anymore. dont care anymore.

you know what im so tired or when really tired and angry you know what im so fucking tired.

Im So Tired by Michael Wolfie January 16, 2020

ridicu-tired 

When you're so ridiculously tired, you can't even bring yourself to prepare for sleep.

I want to shower before bed, but I'm ridicu-tired.

ridicu-tired by squishy_bananas June 17, 2009

tipsy-tired 

This is a state of being where one is both tipsy and tired at the same time. The effects of being tipsy-tired can be easily confused as being drunk. Slurring speech, lack of comprehension of your surroundings, and sudden and spontaneous sleeping are all indications of being tipsy-tired.

Stop giving me a hard time, man. I'm not drunk. I've only had 3 beers. But I only got 4 hours of sleep last night, so I'm feeling pretty tipsy-tired.

tipsy-tired by Josh Carr June 1, 2006

so tired 

When you've done your fair share of partying and drugs and it all finally hits you

"Let's keep going!" - Bill (at 2 am)
"Guh...so tired" - Bill (at 6 am)

so tired by Zippityzop December 3, 2016

Paha-tired 

Being physically and emotionally exhausted to the point that one desires to veg on the couch and go to bed at 7:30pm.

Roots derived from the City of Lakewood Rise Above summer camp, Camp Paha.

This exhaustion stems from dehydration, constant supervision of campers, changings, little time for breaks, stress from behavior managements, and ultimately, having more fun than anyone should have in one day!

I went to bed yesterday at 8pm. I was Paha-tired!

Hey, I want to hang out tonight, but I'm Paha-tired.

Paha-tired by yogiwolfman June 29, 2009

Flat tired wheelbarrow 

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

Flat tired wheelbarrow by Full Patch October 7, 2017

Pre-Tired 

The state of succumbing to tiredness or exhaustion after thinking about everything you have to do - but before actually starting any of it.

I got home from work and was ready to run my errands, but I got pre-tired and watched Netflix all night instead.

Pre-Tired by JC_Cali November 16, 2018