The Tinder Paradox

It’s a conflict of interest towards any dating site for you to find a partner. Losing two users if that relationship works out. And while your looking, if all the matches you make are compatible then there is no need to pay for additional features.

Britney the only way to get out of the tinder paradox you’re in is to go meet someone organically off the internet.

by dee_dizzzleeeee September 05, 2022

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Vivica from tinder

An incredibly beautiful women who looks hot in a Cubs t-shirt who should definitely give Jordan a chance

Friend 1: hey, did you hear about Vivica from tinder?
Friend 2: Oh yeah!! Dude, Jordan would be perfect for her.

by Most definitely not Jordan September 29, 2021

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Tinder punch

When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.

"Dude, I tinder punched this hoe last night!"

by Awedray October 06, 2017

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Tinder Advent Calendar

Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.

Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.

Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.

by daltonjfk December 17, 2020

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