A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018
Get the zombie appmug. after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to
"APProach" on/with.
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to
"APProach" on/with.
by BlakeSke January 23, 2019
Get the [APP]roachedmug. Telling someone in public or mixed company that you had sex with that girl (or guy) that you had been dating or had your eye's on for awhile.
Guy 1: How did the your date go with the girl you met three weeks ago?
Guy 2: It was awesome. We go back to my place and I got to tap that app.
Guy 2: It was awesome. We go back to my place and I got to tap that app.
by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011
Get the Tap That Appmug. An app that happens to piss someone off- someone usually being a government. Apps that fit this definition usually appear around 3-4 months.
Person 1: Hey, Hear about happened to tiktok?
Person 2: No, What about it?
Person 1: thing got banned in India, on track for a ban in the US as well.
Person 2: hehe, not surprised.
Person 1: oh yeah, Its a good contender for the App of the quarter, for sure.
Person 2: No, What about it?
Person 1: thing got banned in India, on track for a ban in the US as well.
Person 2: hehe, not surprised.
Person 1: oh yeah, Its a good contender for the App of the quarter, for sure.
by mr_klikbait July 28, 2020
Get the App of the quartermug. A more pleasant way to describe someone who is app (Smart phone application) crazy. Instead of using the more vulgar word of appshit.
by sled613 April 1, 2011
Get the go appmug. Worthy of being on your phone. You can discover new applications that interest you within a few clicks. Fulfilling your app needs will be a piece of cake or code perhaps. And the catchy one-liners which we have written to entice you will surely make you download these applications. So get your baskets ready and check out our personalized feed and grab onto your favorite applications.
by Manart November 24, 2021
Get the Indus App Bazaarmug. Want me to help you book badminton court, paint your walls and measure the air quality? You think I OneService App ah?
by Cynops pyrrogaster November 23, 2021
Get the OneService Appmug.