Posing a rabbit

Verb. To ditch somebody on a date.

"Hey, how'd the date with Jenny go?"
"Not so well. She posed a rabbit."
"What the shit does posing a rabbit mean?"
"Learn french."

by smpoza October 28, 2011

rabbit lick

When someone is going down on a chick, but stops when they realise she has a stanky vag.

yo man, did you eat that hoe out?
nah, just a rabbit lick.

by bitch-jiz and hoessssz April 26, 2009

Rabbit turd

The act of pulling someone’s pants down and then simultaneously shoving m&m’s up their asshole.

I ran up to Dan and pulled his pants down during class and shoved all the m&m’s I had from the last rabbit turd I received, up his ass.

by Magnus clapdong December 20, 2022

sorting the rabbit

Connoting a brief but satisfying sexual act. Usually after arriving home from the airport and before seeing friends for the first time.

When are you getting here?

Just arrived home, sorting the rabbit quick

by Kinky Kumposer January 05, 2014

Skin the Rabbit

Southern American colloquial expression for helping someone pull their shirt off over their head, especially when helping a child to disrobe.

Adult when it's time to help a child change clothes, "Time to Skin the Rabbit!"
Child raises their arms to allow easier assistance.

by SouthernMelinnial January 14, 2022

Miss Rabbit

A person who seems to have a lot of jobs, gigs, and hobbies, without seeming overworked. A reference to Miss Rabbit from Peppa Pig, who has every single job in Peppa's town.

Kelly's doing pro bono legal work, is helping out in a smoothie bar, is planning to run for office, and has part time shifts in data entry, but she's still got time to come join the book club? I swear, she's a total Miss Rabbit.

by Mayor Me April 10, 2022

Pink Rabbiting

Falling into an existential fog through the music of The National or a comparable sad dad band. This condition mainly impacts aged male hipsters, causing them to wander around like an arthouse film protagonist in a self-induced catatonic state. The name is derived from the song "Pink Rabbit", which has been shown to potently produce this effect, but it can also be triggered by many songs from Bon Iver, War on Drugs, or any given moment of a Sufjan Stevens track.

The last time I saw Alan he was Pink Rabbiting in front of The Ottobar pretending he couldn't hear us over the sound of his own deep thoughts.

by ADATisBROKEN April 16, 2023