The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024

Pianoing

The act of playing the piano

Oh I’m just pianoing right now!

by Pseudomumu July 4, 2025

piano

A huge amount of drugs. Piano’s got 88 keys, and a kilogram is known as a key in the streets. Hustlers using the word Piano to describe big amounts.

He got all that money because he pushed a piano.

by Angela West End August 21, 2025

Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews

Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!

by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025

Piano Bar, Asian, Hanna Houfos, Piano Bar

Piano Bar, Asian, Hanna Houfos, Piano Bar

Piano Bar, Asian, Hanna Houfos, Piano Bar

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Piano, Bar, Asian, Hanna, Koufos, Piano, Bar

Piano, Bar, Asian, Hanna, Koufos, Piano, Bar

Piano, Bar, Asian, Hanna, Koufos, Piano, Bar

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Piano

Practising piano skill on a human body under a intoxicated condition

Daryl was playing piano with the girl we all don’t know well.

by Fall In June 16, 2023