Dried Lettuce

Another word for weed, which is something you smoke to get high as fuck on. Also known as pot.

Hey kid, wanna try some DRIED LETTUCE

by FuckinRacistShitBag February 25, 2020

Lettuce Party

Where two individuals go through schizophrenic hysteria and laughter while crawling under a living room floor rug and talk in a high pitched baby-like voice

We’re arriving at the Lettuce Party

by dumbcunt333 November 30, 2022

skinny lettuce

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.

Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!

by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014

lettuce fetish

Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.

(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)

Karen had a lettuce fetish, and complained on social media about all the cruel meat fucking eaters.

by Dino Doug January 22, 2021

Foot Lettuce

A YouTuber made a video and went viral by making this.A joke that is used between a friend group or in social media.Also FOoT Lettuce is when someone’s feet are in a bucket of lettuce

Friend:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Sure
Friend: Burger King Foot LeTtUcE.The last thing you want in your Burger King Burger is someone fOoT fUnGus.That might be what you gET
Me:...*dies of laughter*

by sugastrashh May 20, 2019

Lettuce licker

Basically a word to offend lesbians.

Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*

by TheyallloveN May 3, 2023

Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.

Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce

by Yumyumman March 31, 2020