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Internet

Life...
You can love the Internet, and you can hate the Internet.
by Wolfgang Harvey May 3, 2017
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Internet

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!
John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!
by Mumflr Fumperdink January 5, 2018
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internet

A gargantuan system of connected computers forming a network that spans the entire planet, witch is why it is also called the world wide web.
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).
Modern human-This place has everything,including virtual AIDS that wrecks your computer.
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.

Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness
by MC-STEEL February 26, 2014
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Internet

A stupid place where every kid goes to when they get home to jack off to porn and watch hentai and play retarded games
When i get home i will get on the internet.
Gotta see that booty.
by a really dumb dude March 14, 2019
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internet

a place to lose faith in humainty
internet is what you're on
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The internet

A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)
"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"
by Dalamanza April 12, 2019
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Internet

where bitter people with no social lives and a deep affection for cats and/or dogs gather to rant about pop culture
"God, Miley Cyrus's VMA's performance was -"
"Godawful? Yeah, I talked to some of my Internet friends about it."
by snoopdog October 19, 2013
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