Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.

Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Flo grown

Grown in the land of sunshine and thunderstorms. You may cross your yard to watch a rocket shooting through the sky and find your self staring into the eyeballs of a menacing gator.
This means you are Flo Grown. The water here is like no other. It tastes like the color green.

I was driving from Cocoa beach to Disney World and saw a license plate that said Flo Grown

by Travelingrl July 28, 2023

Flo

Flo is a swear word that is used to swear at someone who is acting gay, and someone who is stupid.

You Flo!

by blobirori2 May 22, 2024

DIM FLO

The best DJ who has ever lived!

DIM FLO killed that set! He is easily the best DJ who has ever lived!

by dinner268 May 24, 2024

Flo logic

The action of running away, then hiding behind a wall to avoid the enemy.

It is usually done when someone else, who does not know what the fuck is going on, is trying to follow.

Face your problems, don't use the Flo logic

by laulogic November 30, 2021

Flo from Progressive

A popular commercial character who is oddly lusted over on the internet. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, to ask about bundling Progressive Home & Auto.

"Flo from Progressive deserves better"

by anonymous August 3, 2022