Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.
by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018
Get the Faux-CDmug. Can't do shit
My boss has CDS. He doesn't even know how to print a document.
Is she late? Does she have inspirational lines in her email signature? Or does she suffer from CDS in general.
I've been in bed watching netflix alone all day. I think I might have CDS.
Is she late? Does she have inspirational lines in her email signature? Or does she suffer from CDS in general.
I've been in bed watching netflix alone all day. I think I might have CDS.
by kaptein_hook September 4, 2018
Get the CDSmug. 
Coronavirus Derangement Syndrome, when someone doesn't actually listen to what a person is saying or writing, but instead accuses them of wanting to kill nurses, babies, small animals, even though they agreed the virus is bad, but their family can't afford to buy bread, so they want to reopen the economy.
Karen obviously suffers from CDS, she just wish 10 people death because they want to go fishing by themselves during the pandemic.
by Dan Montgomery April 29, 2020
Get the CDSmug. zac: whats your name?
CD: My name is CD
zac: What is the meaning of "CD"?
CD: CD means Chill personality and heart
CD: My name is CD
zac: What is the meaning of "CD"?
CD: CD means Chill personality and heart
by CDDESIRESS June 10, 2024
Get the CDmug. 
You: Hey dude, have you used a CD or compact Disk?
Friend: Do you mean the music kinda CD?
You: CD EEZ NUTS B###H
Friend: Do you mean the music kinda CD?
You: CD EEZ NUTS B###H
by mr deez nuts January 19, 2022
Get the CD or Compact Diskmug.