Madison Bolte

A Hard working CNA with a experienced ass wiping ability comparable to no one else. Also her nipples taste like pennies.

"Hi nice to meet you what's your name?"
"Madison Bolte"
"Nice to meet you Maddie"

by JoeTheDestroyerOfWorlds February 12, 2021

BOLT

Bolt: placed after the word "later" "later bolt" mean to say goodbye and leave quickly.

"Yo Jake, catch you around later bolt!!"
See ya goodbye

by Taknaed December 28, 2017

Russian Bolt

Russian version of Usain Bolt. It is the person who is running away from police, because of alcohol intoxication. It is usually used as an irony.

Look Russian bolt! He is faster than light.

by Creatura November 18, 2018

Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

Holt Bolt

When your countries leader disappears under strange, mysterious or controversial circumstances and never reappears.

“After such a long failed campaign to take Ukraine, Putin decided he had no other option than to enact the Holt Bolt”

by GhillieGuy97 June 21, 2023

Throwin' Bolts

the act of engaging the deadbolt of a door while the door is open to prevent it from closing fully and locking. Uses include hotel parties or leaving your hotel room to get ice without your key.

Throwin' bolts; Niggas be throwin' mad bolts.

by JakeStur April 1, 2016

Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."

I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???

by QuacksO February 13, 2023