sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.

I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.

by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018

yeti-cunt-a-sarus

A naturally ugly female that's over weight and smells like she's got a maggot pie for a pussy and feet the size of boats. But some how the snaggle tooth bitch thinks she's better than you. Talks about everyone behind their back including her children. A real waste of space and air. Sometimes also refered to as Shesquatch.

That bitch don't even want me eating or getting warm. She's a yeti-cunt-a-sarus.

by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023

Ohio Yeti Monster

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.

Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio

by russian cat. June 18, 2023

Yeti

When someone walks into a home with cum on the bottom of their shoe, leaving behind white tracks onto the floor.

"Girl you have a good night last night? I saw you yeti through the damn door this morning!"

by menorahboyz2020 December 11, 2020

the best is yeti to come

A way to say that the glory days have past. Sarcastically making a play on the optimistic phrase “the best is YET TO COME” as in: No it’s actually not it’s already come and gone.

SARCASTICALLY naysayer JON rebuked every attempt Sid made at being optimistic - shooting down every thing he said got tiring for them both - defeated Jon chimed out well “ the best is YETI TO COME” now you see Sid replied - it’s all ending soon but just not soon enough .

by Istayyeti November 29, 2022

Yeti Face

when someone who is normally ugly is especially scary on a given day.

Did you see that fat chick in the front row? Yeah she has her yeti face on today.

by chip daniels September 23, 2010

yeti it

The act of masturebation while wearing a yeti costume or masturebating to a yeti. Mainly using this word means you have a kink for yetis. Also used to replace the words, masturebation, gooning, jerking off, and more with the same meaning.

Maddie: Man i cant wait to Jerk off while wearing my yeti costume!
Gabe: Cool! can i yeti it with you?

by schllazz July 13, 2025