Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

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woody

a cool wood character named woody he first appeared in bfdi 1a that got kicked by blocky a lot he is a very cool character

blocky:woody its time to get kicked
woody:WAH WAH
blocky:bye woody
woody:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by idk a good username July 16, 2022

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toodie woodie

when you fart and get hard; the ultimate embarrassment

John was presenting to the class, when he pulled a toodie woodie and had to leave the country

by Collloser The Typer Boi March 5, 2022

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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

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