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urine purgatory

The state in where you’re woken up by having to go pee but don’t want to get out of bed so you’re in between being asleep and being awake lying in bed having to pee and not getting out to go to the bathroom but also having a bad night’s sleep not being able to go back to bed.
“Why are you so tired?”
“I was up half the night trapped in urine purgatory
by harleyk99 August 6, 2023
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Urinal Funk

The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.
I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.
by techlozenge May 10, 2011
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dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.
alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!
by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020
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urinal situation

1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.

2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.

3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."

person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
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contagious urination

Suddenly realizing that you have to pee because someone else just told you that they had to.
Sally: " Will you excuse me, I have to pee"

Joan: "Hey I have to pee too!"

Joan has contagious urination.
by powaful May 20, 2010
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Urination Vacation

A long trip to the toilet to relieve one's self.
Jerry has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and he said he was gonna take a piss. He's on a urination vacation.
by Torlo October 11, 2019
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Urinal chicken

A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.
Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),

Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
by foodboy96 March 8, 2018
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