The state in where you’re woken up by having to go pee but don’t want to get out of bed so you’re in between being asleep and being awake lying in bed having to pee and not getting out to go to the bathroom but also having a bad night’s sleep not being able to go back to bed.
by harleyk99 August 6, 2023
Get the urine purgatorymug. The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.
I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.
by techlozenge May 10, 2011
Get the Urinal Funkmug. by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020
Get the dutch urinationmug. 1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
Get the urinal situationmug. Sally: " Will you excuse me, I have to pee"
Joan: "Hey I have to pee too!"
Joan has contagious urination.
Joan: "Hey I have to pee too!"
Joan has contagious urination.
by powaful May 20, 2010
Get the contagious urinationmug. Jerry has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and he said he was gonna take a piss. He's on a urination vacation.
by Torlo October 11, 2019
Get the Urination Vacationmug. A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.
Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
by foodboy96 March 8, 2018
Get the Urinal chickenmug.