Starbucks Stutter

The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.
Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
by interregnum September 15, 2009
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starbucks mommy

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
by Torib82 December 28, 2015
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Starbucks Mou

Asking someone out for Starbucks enthusiastically
Friend: Starbucks Mou
Me : Let’s go
by Instagram @askz_officialz April 05, 2019
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starbucks diva

A Starbucks Diva is a person who drinks Starbucks every day and looks down on anyone who doesn't.
by Your Local Lampshade January 23, 2016
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starbuck snob

someone who stops by at Starbuck at the corner of the street every morning before getting into the office
But my day just doesn't get started off the right foot without Starbucks. I guess I'm a starbuck snob.
by yuor favorite aae July 26, 2011
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Starbucks Gay

The most bougie of all gays. Usually, this gay is found sipping Starbucks coffee at all times in their own bedazzled and personalized Starbucks reusable cup. The baristas know this gay by name, since he usually sits in the cafe on his MacBook for hours, constantly getting new drinks when he finishes his drink.
Oh wow, Niko is *definitely* a Starbucks gay! Look at him!
by glitterstar August 10, 2019
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