The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
by Torib82 April 6, 2016
Get the starbucks mommymug. A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).
A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.
They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.
A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.
They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.
Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?
Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*
Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.
Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!
Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*
Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.
Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!
by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017
Get the Starbucks Slurpermug. Cowardly conservative. Loves American and Constitution yet is scared to talk about it. Worries a few social media friends will be lost over politics or be seen as a redneck. Suspiciously quick and eager to always side with the left on all racial topics. Snobby, has little in common with middle class Republicans. Similar to a RINO, Bush Globalist, Lincoln Project phony Republican.
by BamBamJax March 29, 2021
Get the Starbucks Republicanmug. Asking someone out for Starbucks enthusiastically
by Instagram @askz_officialz April 4, 2019
Get the Starbucks Moumug. someone who stops by at Starbuck at the corner of the street every morning before getting into the office
But my day just doesn't get started off the right foot without Starbucks. I guess I'm a starbuck snob.
by yuor favorite aae July 26, 2011
Get the starbuck snobmug. by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019
Get the Starbucks goblinmug. When a Dominatrix takes a Starbucks coffee stirring straw and stick it into the tip of an erect penis and begins to stir the penis with the occasional flick to the tip of the exposed straw.
Dude I was at this girls house last night she asked if I've been Starbucks Stirred. When I said no she stuck a Starbucks straw in my dick and began to stir it.
by CJGoing October 16, 2019
Get the starbucks stirmug.