Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.

Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.

by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 9, 2010

Sponge Knuckle

Close to the idea of a moose knuckle or a camel toe. The only difference is that the woman is really fat and she wears tight pants and you can see the cellulite through them, looking very similar to a sponge.

I was walking down main on a Friday night. Bitch had white yoga pants on and you could totally see her sponge knuckle.
hanging lowwww

by Carlypants May 19, 2013

Sponge Knob

Sponge Bob's knob.

Patrick sucked on his friend's Sponge Knob

by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016

Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.

Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh

by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015

morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.

"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."

by dlc671 April 3, 2009

personality sponge

Someone who is relatively quiet and will take to louder personalities and start taking on that personality

person 1: Hey, has Kelsey been acting different?

person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi

by swammer98 July 23, 2017

Sping spong

Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)

Stfu Ben you absolute sping spong

by Kamstamizer November 23, 2019