Piss pole

Urinating shrunken penis just having come from the swimming pool

I’m not putting that piss pole In my mouth! Ya gotta clean it first.

by Littlelester July 31, 2020

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Dick Pole

Former pitcher in Major League Baseball, winning 25 games in the big leagues. Later on he held the position of pitching coach with several organizations, most recently the Cincinnati Reds.

A: Hahahaha you're such a douche I bet your favorite athlete is Dick Pole!

B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!

by bobbuttons September 3, 2012

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totem pole

Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.

I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.

I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".

by rajietits April 24, 2010

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Soul Pole

A paddel used by a black man in the movie dazed and confused to beat up freshman boys after school

"hand me my soul pole so i can beat up those kids"

by kellimariejenring cougar April 12, 2007

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Stank Pole

A term used when a guy has been putting his meat pole de enorme in a stank coochi. Therefore, the guy gets infected with a foul odored meat pole.

Jerry: Hey mom, I think I need to go to the doctors. My meat pole de enorme feels like its on fire and it has an odd odor to it seeping through my pants.....
Mom: Calm down Jerry, I think you just have a serious case of stank pole.

by BlackyChan69 October 19, 2016

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