n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
getting head; derives from the way that a girls hair looks when u look down at it when shes giving u head...like a mop
by the ny kid January 26, 2005
The complete saturation of one's hair with urine and then letting air dry fully resembliing the smell and texture of an old fousty mop.
Last night before my girl and I went out, I gave her a fousty mop. People shy'd away from us. Must have thought we were bed wetters.
by Captain-Awesomer July 09, 2011
Any person from the town of Demopolis, Al, that is overly awkward and uncool to be seen around. Also has serious trouble talking to any girl in a socially acceptable way.
by fhau October 01, 2009
by sean ilderton February 22, 2004
to redefine the features of someones face by brute physical force from one's fist. Also can be used in place of "beating the shit out of", "demolishing", "kicking ass", etc.
Present tense: I am going to mop up on any naysayers who oppose the crooked design of my concept car.
Past tense: The naysayers were mopped up on when they called out the marginal concept design.
Past tense: The naysayers were mopped up on when they called out the marginal concept design.
by Team 09 March 02, 2011
Small tuft of hair under the bottom lip of a male that catches any excess sperm that escapes during a blow job.
by OTY February 05, 2009