Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day he’s always there to back you up.
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