mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Mars Dust

When, for whatever reason, you get Flaming Hot Cheeto Dust on the head of your dick.

The mars dust burns a lot less than you would expect.

When flaming cheeto dust caresses your hard dick, that's amore...

by MooHen March 4, 2023

Mars 30th

If you were born this day, congrats!

You are the most genuine, honest and definitely the baddest bitch.

But you can be too honest and say too much sometimes, but it doesn’t matter cuz you are a cutie.

Person born on Mars 30th: *says something inappropriate*
Other person: “well that was inappropriate, but whatever she’s/he’s honest and suuuuper cute”

by tigerrat November 11, 2019

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care and support his/her love ones. Someone who enjoyed things where his/her personality show off. Who also cracks jokes that are often corny. A wholesome and extraordinary.

I want to have mar john for a lifetime.

by Keiyn June 9, 2021

Tuning In Mars

The act of twisted a woman's nipples as if you were trying to get a signal on an old radio.

I was tuning in Mars when her husband walked in on us.

by Wordsmithhhh August 26, 2021

mar 17

the day when you're able to Pinch you're friends Dick

It's time for a Mar 17 if you know what I mean

by iknV October 29, 2020

Mari On Mars

A slang for a dumbfuck who holds grudges and is salty.

Hey look! A Mari on Mars

by Fampion May 3, 2021