by Prednisoliniee March 8, 2018
Get the Kelsey de Bruschetta mug.A person who is fun to be around, awesome, cool, and a chill person. To spot a Kelsey in the wild, they mostly will have earrings, a top fade and a dick that tastes like sausage (if you're into that). Kelsey's are easy to beat in the wild.
Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Person 1: Man, I want to be like a Kelsey, cool and fun to be around
Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
by KelBeater March 21, 2017
Get the Kelsey mug.Kelsey is the type of girl to go back to her ex. She will lead you on to then leave you for another relationship that honestly sucked. She’s a blonde and can’t dress for shit. Kelsey can be very nice and sweet when you meet her but when then can be a real cold hearted bitch.
Person 1: Did you see Kelsey post Calvin
Person 2: Yea, wasn’t she just dating somebody else the other day
Person 2: Yea, wasn’t she just dating somebody else the other day
by Ya moms boyfriend October 10, 2021
Get the Kelsey mug.Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.
by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022
Get the Kelsey portwood mug.A girl who loves naked bare feet. She especially loves it when they caress her lips but not the lips you think in talking about
by Olivia Maranjello December 29, 2019
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by Unknownnnnn7272 March 20, 2023
Get the Mack and kelsey mug.The best trios in the world are the theresas, cathys, and kelseys. Cathy is a bitch like everyone says but she's also really nice if u get to know her(yeet) Kelsey is a loving best friend that will be annoyed at you if you keep asking her. Theresa is the best girl . you will meet but also the curious cat of them all. She likes to annoy people like kelsey. Kelsey doesn't like that but because she is a loving friend, she accepts it. Cathy just annoys u no matter the issue but that's fine, the cathys will always shrug off and say their catch phrase "WHATEVER", did I say that the cathys like to emphasizeeeee wordsssss thatttttt areeeeee shorttttttt. But WHATEVER, am i right?
by Cheatahhhhh bitch January 19, 2018
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