Karen

A Karen is typically a middle age women, with a short pixie haircut, who complains loudly and obnoxiously on the internet for being called Karen. They want to speak to the manager. It could also refer to anyone that creates drama over something that's unnecessary, and trivial. Members of the gay community often refer to drama queens as "Karens".

OMG, Lucy is such a Karen! She complained quite loudly and obnoxiously all night that she wasn't being served her food immediately in a busy restaurant. She asked to speak to the manager.

by joebearly July 27, 2020

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Karen

Please date me.

-Karen

by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020

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The human version of the rare plague rat, these people are often observed as blonde, white, and female. Even during a worldwide pandemic, they refuse to wear a mask, which is how we can tell that they are closely related to the plague rat. They are commonly found in a store,(a Walmart is where you'll find them most) arguing with a more reasonable employee. They attack their prey not by killing them, like most animals, but potentially giving them a deadly virus by not practicing social distancing, not wearing a mask as previously said, and by aggressively demanding to speak with the employee's manager. Also note that their transportation is usually a Honda.

Employee: I'm very sorry ma'am but you are required to wear a mask, it's the law!
Karen: It's my right not to!
Employee: Ma'am I'm trying to be reasonable but you're making it diffi--
Karen: Don't you dare talk to me like that! I would like to see the manager!

by Sheepling24 August 16, 2020

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Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.

"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."

fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021

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