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Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "fuck master" who is unable to speak to a female and not immediately receive sexual favors.

Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.
"Omg there goes Trevor I heard he fucks a new girl every day, what a Jonathan"
by Thewhiteboy of the south September 26, 2020
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Jonathan

Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.
Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.
by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018
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Jonathan

He is a hot, caring, and loveable. He is a good boyfriend than will treat you with love and comfort you when you need it. He will seem outgoing and full of him self until you get to know him then you will like him a lot. he is an easy person to fall in love with even if you don't try to. If you find a Jonathan you are lucky to have him
person 1: wow do you see that guy he is so hot

person 2: yeah that is Jonathan
by hannah catherine sheppard March 18, 2020
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Jonathan

pew pew. a boy who is NOT kate's best friend.
oh wow did you hear! kate's best friend is NOT Jonathan!!!
by fakecrying101 April 13, 2020
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Jonathan

A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.
Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.
by You know I’m right May 5, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan- the biggest maleslut there is.
WOW he just pulled off a freaking Jonathan on his girlfriend!
by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is Jonathan
by Defiantly Not Jonathan November 6, 2020
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