funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.

Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.

by timmyhidthebodies April 03, 2017

book fog

where a person interrupts a bookworm from reading the current book in said book worm's hands. Can cause the bookworm to get mad, give glazed look, or even become a troller after hearing what the person wants

He decided to go to try and talk to Susan. She had was in a book fog.

by mownkehhhhh June 11, 2011

fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.

" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"

by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 08, 2017

Punching Fog

When fucking a woman with a loose fanny.

Man, Sharon's fanny is so loose after 4 kids it's like punching fog.

by 2766 January 27, 2019

Jag Fog

The residual fumes left in your roommates Jaguar, after letting a silent, but deadly fart .

"Thanks for the Jag Fog", Sam said, as he sprayed cologne and rolled down the Jaguar windows.

by The Bad Son April 03, 2009

Travel FOGS

Travel Fear of Getting Screwed - anxiety about getting screwed on price when planning a trip or vacation.

I have been trying to book this trip for a couple of days. I just cannot commit due to Travel FOGS. Maybe there is a better deal?

by xtremerange2 May 23, 2023

isolation fog

1. The cause of one's inability to remember what day, week or month it is after a week or so straight of being on "Shelter At Home" orders . May also cause people to forget to shower or wear pants or which direction is which.

2. The thing my brain has been living in since this pandemic quarantine started.

I forgot this Sunday was Easter Sunday because my brain is living in an isolation fog.

by Mysteh April 10, 2020