Evan is an amazing person. He is everything you want in a friend (or boyfriend to be honest). He is always there for you no matter what. Evan always knows how to make you smile. He's kind, charming, funny, and just a great guy. He is always a great listener and is there for you. He listens to every rant and doesn't judge you no matter how insane you know you sound. He won't ever make fun of you or tell someone something you asked him not to talk about. Evan is one of the most trustworthy guys ever. He won't break promises no matter what. He will always be there to make you smile. When ever you are sad, he will step up and try to help. He is just an amazing well rounded and smart person that everyone would like to be friends with.
by shot.through.the.heart.;) September 20, 2019

Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam
Jeff: Hey you know Evan
Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him
Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him
Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
by XaddyFact November 5, 2017

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.
by guy#3 October 31, 2023

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
by wetrice December 31, 2019

by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019
