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Champ (or Champing)

There are essentially two meanings to doing the Champ (or Champing), as commonly understood in private professional services firms (bankers, consultants, lawyers, engineers, etc.).

1) To pump your chest, back your shoulders, lift your chin and look straight ahead with the confidence of a 10 even though you are a 7.5. Generally used by finance and law bros in bars/clubs to try to seduce their female counterparts. Best paired with a Patagucci, deal sleds and an invitation to dad's closed-circle retreat in Montauk. Works once in a while.

2) To argue as though one is absolutely right when being completely wrong and backed by no supporting evidence.
1) Dude! I was in the restroom at 1 0ak and when I got out of the toilet cabin, I looked at myself in the mirror, winked, I Champed myself up and walked out. That superb blonde saw me with my Champ on right when I got out of the restroom and the deal was closed! We skipped the closing dinner and went straight to dessert!

2) The person Champing: "Dude! Have you seen these fake news about climate change? The reason why there are less and less glaciers on earth is because they fall off the earth when they arrive at the end and then float in space! Other glaciers will show up from within our beautiful flat earth in due course!"
The other person: "Fuck buddy, you're doing the Champ (or Champing) again!"
by FinanceMan April 15, 2019
mugGet the Champ (or Champing)mug.

champ

a name for men who suck dick.

generally named daniel.
you’re a champ mate
by biggernigger May 8, 2023
mugGet the champmug.

Champ asf

Hey sorry to ask but are you champ asf
by You67644467 September 14, 2022
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champs charter highschool

a stoopid skool that is for drugs and not cool peeps
"Wow that school sucks"
"I know its champs charter highschool"
by notalex? September 4, 2019
mugGet the champs charter highschoolmug.

swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.
You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.
by digital_poi January 13, 2016
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Champ Whistler

Someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet.
I swear I could smell Pedigree Chum, I bet he's a real Champ Whistler.
by Sourceror November 18, 2016
mugGet the Champ Whistlermug.

Champ of Chimps

The least roastable and most savage user to ever log onto the now defunct website, e-chat.co. the only WUN AHF DEM AHL.

Also used to go by Champ of Chimpz and Chimpy.
Bitchasserary 1: Chimpy u suck

Champ of Chimps: U STILL BUTHURT BOUT DA LAST NITE I MAID U LOHK LIEK A WHOAR IN FRUNT AHF UR FRIENZ? IMMA DESTROI U AHP AGAYN MOTHA FAHKAH!

Bitchasserary 1: No chimpy, pls don't roast me again. U are the only wun ahf dem ahl! Im sorry pls!

Champ of Chimps: ITZ RAPIN TIEM!
by User#2244 October 1, 2022
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