Shirt Taters

A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.
"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."

"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."

"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"
by BoatCrew September 24, 2011
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Woman-tater

A female who you may briefly think you want , but really you don't.
I'm really sick of all those woman-taters.
by alonsgnegni0 July 07, 2017
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tater chips

a tater chip is when a guy or girl eats a girl out and leaves her juices on his/her face and lets it dry and then peels it off and eats it like a tater chip
johnny went down on suzzie and came up and made tater chips and ate them for a snack
by taterboy69 March 23, 2009
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dick taters

newly created slang term for genital warts on penis..
I was just about to deep throat his cock, but my tongue felt something funny, and I saw that he had a bad case of the Dick Taters!!!
by gomer79 February 10, 2011
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tater holders

A female brassiere, naturally...supporting ones taters.
bro, there some ripe taters. Id love to be her tater holders!
by narvies June 01, 2011
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Tater Nuts

Well endowed Sack of Testicles well having Small Penile Shaft

or a Nickname of some people
"His shaft was small, but he had a nice set of Tater Nuts!"

"His Tater Nuts were slamming my clit like a demolition crane tearing down a building."

"Hey Tater Nuts, Check out that girl."
by Jason aka TaterNuts December 27, 2005
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dick tater

Often misspelled as dictator, a dick tater is a man or woman who:

1. Sucks dick while shucking a tater.
2. Cucumbers a man while making a salad.
3. All of the above

A noun, used to define a dick, penis, schlong, willy, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.

This in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. If you understand the above reading please continue.

A Dick Tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as Adolf Hitler or Barney, depending on age.

See dick.
That man thinks he is a Dick Tater!@!@!
by Bob Hester February 13, 2004
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