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Taco Bell Baby

A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.
"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018
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Taco Bell Sweats

Physical and mental anguish caused by eating at Taco Bell, whilst fully aware that it will be followed with regret. This usually consists of a Volcano Burrito meal at the Taco Bell on Newport Road in Cardiff, Wales.
"We gotta stop eating here after class, I've got the Taco Bell Sweats"
by man of culture 69 December 20, 2022
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taco bell money

Guy 1: Dude I'm hungry but I'm broke
Guy 2: No worries man, I got some taco bell money
by JustGoNow November 15, 2018
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taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.
Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."
by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017
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Taco Bell Tuesday

When someone orders Taco Bell on a Tuesday, usually followed up by a bad case of the shits.
Guy 1: "Alright boys, it's Taco Bell Tuesday!"
Guy 2: "Aw, fuck!"
by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023
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taco bell roulette

When your boyfriend eats a large amount of Taco Bell and then you rim him.
Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️
by Mandi Minx May 9, 2019
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taco bell cat

Also referred to as a taco bell rat, depending on what you thought you saw at the time:

Dude, I think I just saw a big rat!

No, fool, that's a cat. No wait - that's a taco bell cat!
by yeahtacobell7 January 12, 2011
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