Sticker

A person that does not clean up after sec and look and smells sticky.

Yo, check out that sticker. You can smell the sex on him.

Or

Check out her sweaty fucked up hair. You know she’s a sticker!

by Tron78 May 2, 2024

Sticker

What a tree uses for an adhesive bandage.

If a tree doesn't put stickers on that broken branch, that branch'll become a stick for sure!

by Buster Belair March 31, 2024

Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

POT-sticker

When you create an acronym that is only Purposeful One Time and then never used again.

Why did you create this useless POT-sticker in your opening paragraph? You literally never brought it up again. Just spell out what you're saying, and move on.

by BlessedLobster March 26, 2024

Stickered

Stickered:

when you wasn’t planning to stick around but you stuck there because of random situation and because you wanted some lasagna.

Example:

A: hey wasn’t you gonna bizounce in this bitch

B:yeah man. But I got stickered after she cooked me food and was hungry

A: damn dude. You got stickered real good! Hahaha you motherSTUCKER

by BHTL June 16, 2018

Red Sticker

A person who lives in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, who is both arrogant and yet defensive about the city. A Red Sticker will argue that it is a cool, hip town, but the only evidence that a Red Sticker can offer about Baton Rouge is their opinion that it is cool. Baton Rouge appropriates what’s cool about south Louisiana, especially from the authentic towns and communities and presents itself as genuinely connected to south Louisiana. The only thing actually important that happens in Baton Rouge is when a SEC West Team is in town to play LSU in football. Yet, Red Stickers will argue that Baton Rouge has good restaurants—as any other small, small insignificant town does. The only French a Red Sticker knows is "Baton Rouge," which they often mispronounce.

He's such a Red Sticker; he thinks that Baton Rouge is the first thing anyone thinks of when they hear Louisiana.

by 64SilverBear August 12, 2021

sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.

I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018