Stephenharperitis

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.

With horror, Stockwell realized he'd forgotten his stephenharperitis immunizations that morning.

by John November 11, 2004

STEPHEN

The most amazing guy ever, knows how to treat a girl right! Is extraordinary/beyond amazing in bed! Funny,sexy, smart, can have any girl he wants! But chooses to be with the dumbest girl in the world, all because he truly loves her!

STEPHEN is PERFECT

by fgjdghfdkjlg July 29, 2009

Stephen

A stud of epic proportions.

Person 1: That girl is amazing
Person 2: Go and speak to her then
Person 1: Don't be silly, I', not Stephen!
Person 2: Good point.

by steve the stud December 26, 2009

Stephen Merchant

Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3

Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead

by omgomgomgiloveyou June 16, 2011

STEPHEN

The most amazing person in the world. Scratch that, in space and everything that ever exsisted. He's a brilliant boyfriend who's always there to lay a smile upon my face. He's sweet, funny, an idiot (in a good way), totally original (also in a good way), a deep thinker, unpredictable and will always exceed your expectations. I'm quite possibly the luckiest girl ever to be with him. Stephen.. Remember that name as the name of the most spectacular person to ever walk this Earth. Stephen... My Stephen.

Stephen is super epic and everything an amazing man should be!

by crazy for senor February 2, 2010

Lazy Stephen

When a tired transexual inserts his own finger into his anal doorway. The goal being to confuse the insertor into thinking that a male or someone or something is inserting their penis into his exit portal.

The he/she creature gave himself a lazy Stephen, while sitting in the corner, and Mister Parish Watched, vibrantly beating off in the corner. He was the
PORN MASTER

by Ricktus January 28, 2004

stephen colbert

Stephen Colbert is a "fake" news anchor on the hit news comedy show, The Daily Show. As of Monday, October 17th, 2005, Stephen has his own show, The Colbert Report.

Stephen Colbert is TEH BEST EVAR!!

by SubKamran October 11, 2005