std fishing

when you sleep around carelessly with a bunch of people with no protection or concern for your well being

guy #1: hey did you see jeremy yesterday coming out the clinic talking about he caught crabs and herpes from those ho’s he was with

guy #2: yeah man i heard he was std fishing, poor guy

by IamGum June 15, 2020

STD play

The act of sharing dismembered flesh from late state syphilis

dude, I lost my arm due to syphilis, so i shared it with my sister. STD play

by bob giggles March 08, 2021

Psychic STDs

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.

Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.

by Jimyee97 February 02, 2019

Cyber STD

Computer (or other device) viruses that you get from going to scam websites that are redirected from (usually) porn.

Kid 1: My computer is so slow!
Kid 2: *checks search history* Looks like you got a case of Cyber STDs.

by Sensiblé November 26, 2015

C-STD

Chap-Stick Transmitted Disease. When diseases or infections are transferred through promiscuous use of chap-stick.

"Beth used my chap-stick the other day and now I've got a wicked cold sore. I hope she didn't give me a C-STD"

by Thrash Zoo May 02, 2009

Alijah STD

The STD’s possessed by Alijah Wood (gonorrhea and Chlamydia that he passed around to over a dozen men and several girls at Texas Christian University

Alijah STD patient - bro did you get tested yet?

Any TCU kid - tested for what?

Alijah STD patient - haven’t you heard?! Alijah gave 14 ppl the Alijah STD..

by Alijahpatient December 15, 2022

STd= standard

STD is the abbreviation for standard. At the top corner of our mail where the stamp goes is the letters std. that’s all it means and everyone gets a standard abbreviation. Wake up everyone’s clean and healthy for life.

How would you like your package shipped.

STD= standard
Exp=expedited

NxtD= Nextday

u.s.p.s knows

by Tender love January 26, 2020