Squire’s-law

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.

Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.

by Googledefs February 11, 2023

dooshy squirts

The end result of Connor eating too much guacamole, ranch, or sour cream. Usually happens after he eats a large burrito, or chicken with lots of ra

uh oh!! Connor has the dooshy squirts again!!!

by George Dooshington May 13, 2010

Hershey Squirts

1. To excrete defecation into one's trousers; it is usually a thick warm liquid feel as it exits out of your anus, presumably while laughter is occurring at that moment.
2. Hell.

"Hot damn Johnny ! It seems i got them Hershey squirts!

by x_K6H00T_L3G3ND_x October 23, 2017

Provocative Squares

Squares that destroy so.mething. The first word that comes to mind when you are trying to explain "Perfect Squares" to your friend.

Person 1: I forget everything!
Person 2: Per...per...PROVOCATIVE SQUARES!
Person 1: Let's put that on a mug.

by notafakeaccount2 November 13, 2017

Country Squire

A Country Squire is a man who lives on an estate typically in a rural area. They're never alone so long as they have their principles. Country Squires believe in sustainability and living with the earth as opposed to on it by farming, herding, fishing, and utilizing natural resources for survival. Aside from living a somewhat hermit lifestyle Country Squires love their family, neighbors, and respect all women. They are a dying breed.

Rick became a Country Squire after he moved to Montana to homestead.

by rickaroni14 December 7, 2021

Squirps

After hook-up sickness in which your throat gets Flemish/Sore.

"Dude, hooking up with that girl at your party was a horrible idea! I'm pretty sure I have squirps now."

by Mik and Trevv March 27, 2012

squire

Two Definitions

A.a little bitch

B.someone that crys about his knee or someone that dosent like society, is a hermit, bitches and crys all day, and likes to lick the male part I would like to call the "Penar".

"Dood stop being a squire."

"Close your legs you smell like squire."

by Ch1ng-A-L1ng August 28, 2006