squeeze cheese

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts

dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man

by k-trizzle May 27, 2006

squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 29, 2004

Squeeze Toys

Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.

Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?

by HappySnakePreson September 02, 2018

Pre-squeeze

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer

Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.

by L.T. Ligma March 18, 2019

Bucknell Squeeze

When a chick shits in your bed after you lose wood from a coke boner.

Dude got the bucknell squeeze at the courtyard Marriott in waupaca.

by OstgutTon69 July 21, 2023

Gamma Squeeze

A progressive investing Innovation and movement created by Millennials and Generation Z to compete against those Wall Street predatory hedge funds and Dark Energy.

An average Joe can now collectively invest in the stock market, investing in the win win of green energy in the Gamma Squeeze.

by Creativelingo January 27, 2021