squeeze cheese

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts

dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man

by k-trizzle May 30, 2006

squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once

Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey

by PeachButt February 12, 2017

unhappy squeeze

Beat that meat then cry about it

I cried then had an unhappy squeeze

by djungy July 13, 2014

Squeeze Piece

someone you aren't dating but you get to occasionally squeeze, in hopes of eventually turning them into a slam piece.

"I'm sleeping with my churchy virgin squeeze piece again tonight, It's just whatever."

by roguepeacock March 8, 2014

Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.

"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020