Squattel

When you drop that ass on a nice firm seat with no intention of rising for the rest of the day, lest you need to refuel on sick gamer fuel (Doritos, Mountain Dew, etc.) or defecate.

After work I'm going to squattel hard af on my RGB gaming chair.

by lootcrate June 12, 2018

Squitter

When I bird spits fire rhymes like for example Birdalicious T

Squitter rhymes, stealing dymes cus I think they´re shiny

by LilWeed2 September 25, 2018

Scutters

An Irish word for diarhea but can also have many other meanings

Ah I have the scutters!

by Ismaithliom_ December 28, 2018

Shutterstuck

(ADJ) Overwhelmed by enormous yet deficient supply of a stock photo database.

"I asked Jane to browse for a picture of a surprised business guy in that new database. After two hours she said, that there's too many of them and that she is shutterstuck."

by Lobstereye March 18, 2019

spattershat

An extreme explosion of dookie blast all at once in an uncontrolled spread equivalent to a shotgun blast often times as a power shart

I felt a real hard fart coming and as it turns out it was a straight spattershat. I got totally spackled

by Backspackle June 22, 2019

Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

Scatters

uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.

Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!

by Blazer1752 February 25, 2020