spud tongue

that little thing at top of a female vagina

he was sucking on her spud tongue

by RLS69 December 17, 2016

Spud

British Slang indicating to a fist bump.

‘That was a perfect spud’
‘Are you not gonna spud me’
‘Me and him have the perfect spuds ever’

by FantaKid August 24, 2022

Spud

A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....

YA SPUD!!!!

by Watermelons January 15, 2018

Spud man

An evesham establishment particularly frequented by a certain Mr Porridge O'brian

Willo: yo kris if youve got a free after lunch you wanna go to spud man?
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else

by Gwinear September 23, 2024

Spud

An old mobile phone with a camera that takes poor quality photos and/or videos. So poor that it is considered to be no better than a potato.

Sorry about the quality of that video, I took it with my spud.

by lolfourby September 1, 2020

Spud Nugget

A fat retarded person missing limbs.

that spud nugget is a mongo

by Joshy6914 April 4, 2017

Dirty Spud

A World LEader

Dirty Spud Released Million Litres Of Semen

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021