by sponge robert May 03, 2020
An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.
"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."
by dlc671 April 03, 2009
A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.
Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.
by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 09, 2010
When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge
by NotAdo April 19, 2020
Sponge-Dicking (Sponge-Dick); The act of quick grabbing all of the items contained in a chest during a Hunger Games battle in Minecraft, essentially absorbing it's contents like a big absorbent, spongy dick.
by Sc1ss0rw4lker June 27, 2016
Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.
Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.
Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.
by Mofirefist October 13, 2020
Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)
by Kamstamizer November 23, 2019