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Sping spong

Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)
Stfu Ben you absolute sping spong
by Kamstamizer November 23, 2019
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Damage-sponge

An entity in a videogame which requires a high level of damage inflicted against it to defeat as opposed to having any meaningful game-play challenge.
In a game that otherwise demanded a keen sense of strategy, the final boss was quite a damage-sponge.
by ApricotFields February 12, 2022
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Sponge Knob

Patrick sucked on his friend's Sponge Knob
by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016
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Sponge knocking

A person is sponge knocking if they say that they tried to pay a debt to another person, but lied about it.
Person 1 "Man I tried to pay you...knocked on the door....no answer"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"
by AK169 September 18, 2011
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sponge robert

someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea, but he also has a mortgage.
sponge robert: sorry, i have to go to the bank today to make a payment on my mortage
by sponge robert May 2, 2020
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Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.
Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh
by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015
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Sponge-lips

Noun: A derogatory term for one who licks their lips in military formation.
Suck it up Sponge-lips.
by recovering sponge-lips August 25, 2016
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