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Snorkel

Snorkel (verb): (1) to snort when laughing; (2) to breath loudly and forcefully through ones nostrils, especially when laughing, thereby making a loud sound, similar to that of a boar or pig.
"I know that is a funny joke, but - eeuw, did you snorkel? That is so unbecoming !" or "The result of Rogerio's humorous quip was that Andre drew most of air in the drawing room up into his nasal cavity, so forcefully, that he emitted a most noisome vibration, similar to that of a boar on heat - which could best be described as a snorkel."
by jane_in_pain August 24, 2017
mugGet the Snorkelmug.

dick snorkel

Originally from the 94 Radio One freestyle session with the Wu-Tang Clan: dick snorkel is slang for a bong or water pipe.

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"When the joint gets cold the dick snorkel comes out." -- Methodman

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by r.GimP November 27, 2016
mugGet the dick snorkelmug.

asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
mugGet the asshole snorkelingmug.

Tennessee Snorkel

Putting your rock hard cock inside a heavy mouth-breather’s mouth to make them breathe through their nose
Joseph was snoring so heavily the other night I took my morning wood & gave him a Tennessee Snorkel just to shut his bitch ass up.
by Dirty Mike & the Pirates October 9, 2024
mugGet the Tennessee Snorkelmug.

Blue Snorkel

When a man uses a penis pump too often and blows a vein in ones penis. Making a blueish purple bruise.
Guys! I heard Jimmy has a blue snorkel! He uses his pump way too much!
by SunShine39 January 24, 2019
mugGet the Blue Snorkelmug.

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers
Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.
by jA_mes July 8, 2011
mugGet the goober snorkelmug.

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